dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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spookymormon:

she-beastly:

spookymormon:

STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH 

You can never stop celebrating freedom 

freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.
Tati-Ana Mercedes   (via california-xox-n0stalgia)

thebatmanequation:

smuuppets:

thebatmanequation:

drillbot:

thewanderingword:

smuuppets:

when u spend a long time on a drawing and you’re really proud of it and it gets no notes

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I…

Only on tumblr would I relate to a scoop of ice cream falling down from a stack of pancakes.

that’s butter you fuckshit

who puts ice cream on pancakes

i do cumslut

check your privilege 

what the fuck is happening on my post

justice

gellijelli:

NO THANK YOU HUMAN.

gellijelli:

NO THANK YOU HUMAN.

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

bombing:

so someone left this perfectly good apple at the train station today. i waited about three hours but nobody came to pick it up and i couldn’t let it go to waste so i decided to take it for myself. while i was walking home with it i realized that this was a perfect opportunity to do another one of my famous giveaways. that’s right i’m giving away this perfectly good apple.
the rules are:
mbf me 
i want notes so likes and reblogs count. reblog it like 40 times i don’t care. make three separate accounts and reblog it 40 times on each one 
i am not responsible for the condition of the apple after i ship it
i will choose the winner sometime. good luck and have fun

bombing:

so someone left this perfectly good apple at the train station today. i waited about three hours but nobody came to pick it up and i couldn’t let it go to waste so i decided to take it for myself. while i was walking home with it i realized that this was a perfect opportunity to do another one of my famous giveaways. that’s right i’m giving away this perfectly good apple.

the rules are:

  1. mbf me 
  2. i want notes so likes and reblogs count. reblog it like 40 times i don’t care. make three separate accounts and reblog it 40 times on each one 
  3. i am not responsible for the condition of the apple after i ship it

i will choose the winner sometime. good luck and have fun

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

melkior:

send hELP

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon