when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you
STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH
You can never stop celebrating freedom
freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
|—||Tati-Ana Mercedes (via california-xox-n0stalgia)|
when u spend a long time on a drawing and you’re really proud of it and it gets no notes
Only on tumblr would I relate to a scoop of ice cream falling down from a stack of pancakes.
that’s butter you fuckshit
who puts ice cream on pancakes
i do cumslut
check your privilege
what the fuck is happening on my post
NO THANK YOU HUMAN.
Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.
so someone left this perfectly good apple at the train station today. i waited about three hours but nobody came to pick it up and i couldn’t let it go to waste so i decided to take it for myself. while i was walking home with it i realized that this was a perfect opportunity to do another one of my famous giveaways. that’s right i’m giving away this perfectly good apple.
the rules are:
- mbf me
- i want notes so likes and reblogs count. reblog it like 40 times i don’t care. make three separate accounts and reblog it 40 times on each one
- i am not responsible for the condition of the apple after i ship it
i will choose the winner sometime. good luck and have fun
I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.
If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents